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I Rub My Duckie Gold Label Travel Size Vibrator

The temptation to say cheesy things like youd be quackers not to buy this and get ducked is quite strong here, but were going to resist. Instead of those horrible puns, were going to write a nice, simple description of the I Rub My Duckie Gold Label Travel Size, and for every duck pun we make we have to put a quid in a duckie swear jar in the office. So here we go.Vibrating MassagersHave a gander at this! Thats a quid already. Its the I Rub My Duckie Gold Label, and its travel sized, so its perfect for when youre swanning about on holiday. Damn, 2 quid. The I Rub My Duckie range is populated by strong, quiet bodily massagers which fit neatly in your hand and serve a variety of purposes from working out the tension in your shoulders to more intimate, more pleasurable uses.And this is the top of the range the Gold Label. Packaged in an exquisite satin lined gift box, the I Rub My Duckie Gold Label is the perfect travel sized gift, perfect for adventurous pleasure seekers everywhere. The Duckies have been wildly successful, combining a spirit of fun with a philosophy of pleasure, and we love this one. Its luxurious golden finish makes it stand out boldly from the rest of the flock its certainly no ugly duckling.Total duck related pun fines £4. Cant afford lunch now.